My first post

[Centurnion]

Hello all.
I am a flag-waving American citizen who somehow landed in the Middle East and I am looking for a way out. src='Images/Sad.gif'>
(its a long story with lots of sordid details: cheating spouse, dysfunctional inlaws, deceipt and underhandedness...it might make a very interesting movie. src='Images/Smile.gif'>
Anyway, hello to everyone and I look forward to sharing my international experiences with all of you in the coming months.

[mtcavity]

Yea, well I hope you stub your toe so hard, it send a blood clot to your brain.